The Ironies of Life

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Men:

• All men are extremely busy
• Although they are so busy, they still have time for women
• Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them
• Although they don't really care for them, they always have one around
• Although they always have one around them, they always try their luck with others
• Although they try their luck with others, they get really pissed off if the woman leaves them
• Although the woman leaves them, they still don't learn from their mistakes and still try their luck with others

Women:

• The most important thing for a woman is financial security
• Although this is important, they still go out and buy expensive clothes and stuff
• Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have something to wear
• Although they never have something to wear, they always dress beautifully
• Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just "an old rag"
• Although their clothes are always "just an old rag", they still expect men to compliment them
• Although they expect men to compliment them, when men do, they don't believe in them